An Outrageous Proposal

This is, in every code of honour known to mankind, an affront to dignity. I am shocked, I tell you...shocked to the very core of my being. The kitchen...my very own kitchen....is out of cheese.

We must sally forth! Sound the alarm! Ring the klaxons! Buzz the crocodiles! Feed the dahlias! Cream the salad!

Vive la Daire-Produc!