The 'Recipie' Book v0.1

I'd tell you the tale behind the title, but I fear dissection. He has the kit, I tell you.

Recipie 1:: Burnt Garlic Rice

1. Boil rice. Don't burn it (it's easier - and messier - than you think. Yes. I burnt rice. Stop laughing).
2. Fry garlic in a pan. Oil is generally recommended in this step. Go to a golden-brown (I've ALWAYS wanted to say that).
   
3. Add rice to pan. This is the crucial part.
4. Add oregano (it was lying around).
5. If a disciple of Maddox, add hot sauce (Sammy almost had a hernia at this point. Yes, Sammy, I like hot sauce).

Be happy. This does not necessarily entail eating the above.